May 26, 2011 11:25 pm
Hi, I’m Casey. It has been two months and four days since my last blog post. I could list a bunch of shitty excuses (Disney Trip, Elliot got her tonsils out, Elliot’s birthday, I got my period a couple of times, it’s summer in FL and we like the pool, a blade of grass moved on my street), but you don’t really care about those. Let’s just focus on me being back, shall we?
Jamie got all excited on a recent date night over the below menu item. Apparently being “boned tableside” is not the same thing he was expecting:
Why, fortune cookie saying maker uppers, why?
I picked up a “lifesaver” board game for the kids the other day at a thrift store. You know, shit like stranger danger and fire safety which I though would be good for them. It was only after I got the game home did I realize that there are some soul searching questions included in the game:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is the answer “yes, please”?
Is Disney making their princesses with penises these days? Belle has an impressive, uh, unit, wouldn’t you say?
The nastiness that was Elliot’s tonsils. She handled the surgery like a champ and is back to being a fearless superhero-loving hilarious kid.
We shelled out the cash for season passes to Disney so it’s gonna be a sweaty assed, magical summer.
That’s all I’ve got for now. May your days be full of cannonballs and endless swimming. Or at the very least, tableside boning.