June 30, 2010 11:21 am
I JUST now realized that Dawson from Dawson’s Creek and Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell aren’t the same dude. Deep down, I know that’s not true. Has anyone ever seen them both in the same place? I didn’t think so.
My dog Chloe ate my night guard about a year ago and I’m just now getting around to having it replaced. I picked up my new one at the dentist today and with my tail between my legs, promised AGAIN to keep it out of my dog’s reach lest I have to pay several hundred dollars for another replacement.
Guilty Party On The Left:
A few days back, Parent’s Just Don’t Understand came on the radio and in my 33 year old awesomeness, I still knew every damn word. I would be willing to bet that the rebel yell is coming back to bite Will Smith in the ass as he raises his kids.
Yesterday I bought a Grateful Dead shirt at Kohls. Which is kind of ironic that they sell Dead shirts in a major clothing chain but whatever, it reminded me of my youth. I donned my new shirt today and Jamie is pretending he doesn’t know me because he thinks I look ridiculous.
We have remote start in my Mommy Mobile for the scorching Florida heat. Yesterday at swim class, someone made an announcement that there was a car running in the parking lot. I identified myself as the idiot who somehow started her car with her keys seemingly stored safely in her pockets. Unfortunately, it’s not the first time this has happened.
My SIL was down last week and we went for our regular vacation pedicures. This one hideous color stood out to me and I was racking my brain to figure out why. When we went in the pool later that day, it hit me. I present to you: Earplug Toes:
So I finally decided to do the poop test to see if I am gluten intolerant like the kids. This involved a rather embarrassing poop specimen collection phase followed by the part where I had to store my shit in the freezer before shipping it to the lab. My loving husband was generous enough to take my poop to the post office because isn’t that what love is all about? Mailing shit bombs across the country?
Tags: Random Tuesday Thoughts