June 23, 2010 11:09 am
I meant to post yesterday but I was dragging ass all day because of a pair of bad underwear. Well not one pair, most of my pairs because I’ve lost a little weight so my normally snug granny panties are slidey aroundy and just not comfortable. I was up the night before tossing and turning because my underwear kept shifting into my crack and performing a butt tourniquet all night.
I guess there are worse problems to have. Yesterday I bought some new (smaller) underwear so thankfully, I slept like a champ last night.
Elliot has become quite versed in the ways of the rules and stuck Jamie in time out for splashing in the pool. I’m waiting for someone to stick me in time out, a minute for every year in age, right?
Monday afternoon, I was racing home for a photo finish when a squirrel ran out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes but the poor guy suffered an ill fate. Not to be heartless but I was suffering from my own pooptuation so I continued on and made it home in time.
The other day I followed someone with a NH license plate and sat (drove) wondering why someone would want to Olive Free Or Die? Then I realized that there was a screw in front of the word “live” and it all suddenly made sense. I hadn’t previously heard of Olives feeling oppressed.
For some unknown reason, if either Jamie or I see a knife on the counter, we grab it and pretend to gut the other. Now tell me we aren’t a couple in love?
When I dropped the kids off at camp this morning, one of the elderly teachers passed me in the hallway and turned back to say “you rock!”. I was so excited that someone, anyone, finally noticed me for who I really am. It wasn’t until a minute later that I realized I was wearing my Muppets Animal shirt that said “I ROCK!!!” on it. For the record, I do totally rock.
Tags: Random Tuesday Thoughts