March 30, 2010 1:05 pm
Do you guys watch Modern Family? It’s the greatest show ever. I know I’ve said that about other shows but this one is. Set your DVR if it isn’t already.
So yesterday when I dropped Graham off at school, one of his little friends was writing his name on his worksheet. I commended the kid for doing such a good job and looked over at my kid who was trying to draw with the wrong side of his marker. Ha. He is totally Luke from Modern Family.
For the record, I love Luke (and Graham). They both crack me up.
I’m sitting at swim class typing this (thanks for my birthday Droid, Jamie). I am the antisocial mom who doesn’t make eye contact with the other moms since I cherish this time alone with my phone.
Those other moms, btw, are gossiping and ignoring their younger children as their kids climb all over me and look for entertainment. So I’ve taken to getting up and moving so I don’t have to be the fucking swim school babysitter. It means I can hardly watch my kids from the back row and it’s annoying.
I just moved to an empty back row and now some stupid bitch is standing directly behind me watching her kid. I moved again and guess where she moved to? She’s totally fucking with me. It’s working.
The other day, I snapped this picture about 1/4 mile from my house.
My kids are going to be on candy overload this weekend. They have 5 egg hunts this week. I have to do a bait and switch and replace all of their loot with dye-free, soy-free, gluten free candy before they open it. It should be a blast.
I signed up for Amazon Prime since we’ve been ordering so much gluten free stuff. Basically for $80/year, you get free 2 day shipping on most of their products all year long. Now I can’t be stopped. Seriously, I bought new pots and pans (to be kept separate for gluten free cooking only), a waffle maker, bread maker, KitchenAid mixer, body pillow as well as tons of weird gluten free shit. Poor Jamie is going to have a coronary when the credit card bill comes in.
Speaking of Jamie, he’s thinking of signing up for a 30 and older roller hockey league. We both played before we were married but neither of us has done much in the fitness department since then. Fingers crossed he doesn’t actually have the coronary.
That’s pretty much all the random I’ve got today. My thirty minutes of swim lesson bliss are over and it’s time to go claim my kids. It’s probably the right thing to do.
Tags: Random Tuesday Thoughts