WordSomething Wednesday: The Boobcube 4000 And Other News!

August 12, 2009 12:52 pm

Now introducing the Boobcube 4000. The first and only Boobcycle to cover all of your reverse boob job swelling needs. The BC4000 is a Ziploc bag of water, frozen in a bowl within a bowl to form the perfect boob shape. You’ll have to visualize them in action on your own.

Wondering where I’ve been the past few days? Jamie’s out of town until Friday and there’s been a lot of this at my house:

Seconds after this next shot was taken, Graham gagged and hurled several streams of puke across the room. Being the great mom that I am, I initially tried to catch it with my bare hands. Then I tried to use the bowl, then a plate, then I gave up and let it fly.

They’re cute and all but this week they’ve kept me on my toes and longing for bedtime so I can settle in on the couch with my trusty laptop and Boobcube 4000.

Tags: Wordless Wednesday

28 Comments

jenni
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
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they just want to make sure you’re missing daddy.

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Julie@Momspective
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
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Holy shit dude.

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Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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If I lived closer I’d be so there to help keep the munchkins entertained…Princess Nagger would make a good distraction for them. But I couldn’t promise I’d help catch barf in my hands…gotta draw the line somewhere.

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Caitlin
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
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Very creative boob cooling bowl usage…And they *are* cute!

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Sprite's Keeper
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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I’d say you’re screwed.
Jamie owes you big time.
(love the boobcube. Patent it, you must.)

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K
on August 12th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
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I love the boobcube. Excellent idea.

Hope the ta-tas heal soon and that everybody survives until bed time.

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mrsbear
on August 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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The boobcube is ingenious. Seriously, you need to patent that shizz. And OMG at Elliot scaling the stove, and you thought Graham was trouble.

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Jill@ModernMommyBlog
on August 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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I feel embarrassed that I don’t know what the bubecube 4000 is for. Should I know??!
So happy that I haven’t had to catch puke in my hands thus far.

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Cheeky Monkey
on August 12th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
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LMAO at the boob cube 4000! I’d need a much bigger bowl..lol Sounds like you’ve had your hands full… literally! ~grin`

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Cheeky Monkey
on August 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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Dude what happened to my comment. Bet it shows up after I post this making me look like a total dork! lol

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ck
on August 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
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I caught my daughter’s puke once. In the backseat of a car. And then I was stuck. If I moved, it would seep everywhere. If I didn’t move, I’d be stuck holding it until it seeped everywhere.

And on my knees? The plastic bag I grabbed in case she puked and then forgot to use.

Moral of the story? Never catch puke. The glory fades upon contact.

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robin
on August 12th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
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Awww. Cute!
And thanks for sparing us projectile puke pix. (PPP)That’s more than my weak stomach can handle…

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cara
on August 12th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
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Mmmm…streams of flying puke. I know your pain. And the boob cube? Awesome.

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Captain Dumbass
on August 12th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
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Market the boobcube.

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Jessica
on August 12th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
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I’ve done that whole try to catch the puke with my hands thing and not just once. I really am a slow learner.

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Lin
on August 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
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What the hell is going on there??! There are children climbing on the stove, puking, and wearing cow boots!!! Criminy–it’s like hell is breaking loose right there in your kitchen!!! :0 Sheesh. Ick on the stream of puke. Uh, I changed my mind about watching that kid.

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Kyooty
on August 12th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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I feel for your boobs! (no I’m not feeling up your boobS) but hey I have an award for you on my blog!

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Ginny Marie
on August 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
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I just read in a MOPS newsletter today that you know you’re a mom when your kid throws up and you catch it. I’ve done that many times…Why do we do that? My favorite one was you know you’re a mom when you count the sprinkles on each kids cupcake to make sure they’re equal.

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anymommy
on August 13th, 2009 at 1:34 am
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The boobcube is absolutely fantastic. Hope dad gets home soon!

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becky
on August 13th, 2009 at 8:16 am
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I am impressed with the ingenuity of the Boob Cube! How are the boobs?

Hope there is less puking at your house today.

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Karen @ If I Could Escape
on August 13th, 2009 at 8:26 am
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww, poor you. Love the boob cube though — you really need to patent that!

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Zip n Tizzy
on August 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
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That’s some boobcube! I thought you got a boob REDUCTION!

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Barbara
on August 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
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What is it about mummys that makes us try and catch sick in our hands? It’s just never going to work. And yet we keep trying, time after time (hmm, Cindi Lauper wasn’t singing about sick was she?)

Love the boobcube. I might make one just for when it’s warm, never mind reducing swelling.

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Cape Cod Gal
on August 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
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That is excellent! I think you might have a new product on your hands

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jen
on August 14th, 2009 at 6:36 am
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why do we always use our hands first?

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Holly at Tropic of Mom
on August 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
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I like to say, “Good thing they are cute!” Oh man.

Luv the boob cube. Wouldn’t have thought of it.

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cyndi
on August 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 am
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Oh, I’ve missed you! Sorry you’re still needing the boobcube – hopefully you’re not by the time you read this. How are the kiddies? Welcome home, Jamie!

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Amber
on August 22nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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**Warning–Long Comment Ahead**

Um ya. Harley still isn’t walking. Let alone CLIMBING up the stove!

And I saw on a TV show one time this gal said, “you’re not a real mom until you’ve got puke running down your cleavage.”

So when Harley was like 2 months old I was sitting on the couch and I was wearing sweats and as I sat they kinda slid down the back revealing my crack a little but since it was early in the morning and my crack was against the back of the couch and I was alone I didn’t care.

So I’m holding him up on my shoulder burping him and he pukes. And somehow it was the exact trajectory to go directly down my lower back and into my crack!!!

So I told my sister about the cleavage thing and asked, “what are you when you’ve got puke running down your CRACK???”

Hope Jamie made it home safe and that you all survived!

LOVE the boobcube!

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