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What’s that spell? F’ed up Random Tuesday Thoughts!

Did you know that you can type the word “great” using only your left hand? I love when I come across a word verification word that I can type completely on one hand, it’s like scoring a winning scratch off ticket.

Have you ever been in such a hurry to pee that when you pull up your pants you realize that the TP is still stuck to you? Uhm yeah, me neither. If it were the case, I would blame the children who never let me pee and choose that exact moment to break something, possibly each other.

Graham has started saying “I’m sorry” all the time. When we’re in public and he looks at me with those big blue eyes and says “I’m sorry” like he did something wrong, I worry that people will think we’re beating him. For the record: nobody is beating the children around here.

Did I mention that I fell off the soda diet? I’ve been driving through Checkers pretty much daily to get a Coke. They know me there and make chit chat over the loud speaker instead of asking for my order. They don’t bother telling me the total since they know I know what it is and ask about the kids if they’re not in the car with me. I think I have a Coke problem.

I recently discovered that one of my bloggy friends, Lin, replies to my comments in her comments so I spent a good half hour going back through her old posts to see what she had said. I never remember to check back for comments to my comments since my brain is usually fried by the end of the day.

One of my speakers fell down behind my desk weeks ago but I’m too lazy to drag it out. I can’t even play sound on my laptop for fear of waking the children. FEAR I tell you. Not for them, for me since they expect me to play with them and care for them when they’re awake.

I really think HASAY is making me fatter. It’s not me, it’s HASAY. Are there any other HASAYers out there having the same problem?

I’ve been reading all about other bloggers meeting up in person and I’m jealous. Anyone up for a party at my place this weekend? Ok, I’m kidding since I’ll be in PA this weekend for a wedding but I’m still jealous.

Speaking of the wedding, I’ll be traveling for less than 24 hours this weekend. I fly out on Saturday morning and back on Sunday morning. I’m thinking of leasing Air Force One to make the trip in style.

We went to the YMCA pool last weekend and had a blast. We ran into one of Graham’s classmates whose father was wearing a Speedo. A Speedo. A Speedo. I was sitting at eye level with his SPEEDO. My eyes are still burning but I think Jamie was more scarred by it since he was sitting at eye level with Mr Speedo’s little speedster too.

My poor dog sprayed diarrhea out of the side of his crate onto the carpet at 4am last night. He has since been peeing out of his nonstop. How shitty is that? Jamie spent the morning steam cleaning the bedroom carpets and I spent the morning rewashing my hands in an effort to get the dog shit smell off of them.



  1. FoN

    Ha! You said shitty when talking about poop.

    SPEEDO? That’s unfortunate. I once ran into my husbands best friend at the pool in a speedo, and he seemed *happy* to see me, if you know what I mean. This was a year ago and I still think about it every single time I see him. Unless you’re in the running for an olympic medal, no one should be allowed to wear a speedo. No one. Ever.

  2. Wendy

    Did you know that the longest word you can type with your left hand is stewardess. At least I think that is right. I don’t know the right handed longest word.

    I’m semi-trivially challenged, today.


    Wendys last blog post..Afternoon Quicky with Wendy 4.25.09

  3. Andrea

    No Speedos! In Europe they are popular. Don’t ever come here during summer EVER! Your eyes will never be the same again.

    I’m jealous of all the blogger meet-ups too. No fair! Anyone in Central Jersey/DC in July? We could form our own cool group.

    Andreas last blog post..Come Visit Me At Casey’s Place

  4. Captain Dumbass

    Sure, it starts with the coke, but how long until you’re hitting the fries?

    Captain Dumbasss last blog post..Random Tuesday: Banking, Tuna & Naming Your Penis

  5. ck

    There is no excuse for Speedos. Not one. The image is burned into my mind, even though I wasn’t there. But it’s like you see one, and you’re scarred for life.

    cks last blog post..project YES

  6. Deemarie

    Speedos??? YUCK!!

    Did you know you type Typewriter using only the top row of keys??

    Where in PA will you be? Because I’m only 45 minutes from the PA border. Just sayin.

    Deemaries last blog post..Minding Their Manners

  7. Jan

    Hmmm…I do believe you’ve just talked me out of joining HASAY. I’d been considering it.


    Stop laughing.

    Jans last blog post..RTT: Perspiration and Pandemics

  8. K

    Have fun at the wedding.

    (And I’m totally up for a party. Just let me text hundreds of my friends and we’ll totally be there.)

    Ks last blog post..RTT -The Check is in the Mail Edition

  9. Kyooty

    how crappy! poor dog

    Kyootys last blog post..Random Tuesday, we lost Spring?

  10. Peggy

    Casey, don’t be surprised when I show up on your doorstep in June!

    Peggy: “You got a pool over there?”
    Casey: “We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.” …

    Peggys last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  11. Cat

    I think I must have whatever your dog has. Wanna meet now?

    Cats last blog post..Stroking the Shift Key

  12. Robin

    Wearing a Speedo in public should be illegal. Seriously.

    Robins last blog post..Musical Monday: Boom Box Hero

  13. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)

    It’s always great to find out you can type whole words with one hand whilst your other hand is occupied…wait, I better not continue that thought…

    I fell off the coke diet a long time ago and hurt myself, so I’ve pledged never to abandon coke again.

    I used to reply to comments in the comments, but realized it’s time consuming and a lot more work for (me) my readers to come back and scroll through the comments to see if I had a retort…now I prefer the ‘reply via email’ method so much better. If only we could get everyone on board with putting their email address in when they leave comments (like Jen aka Sprite’s Keeper) because I’ve had some funny retorts to reply but ‘no-reply’ emails don’t cut it. πŸ˜‰

    Where in PA is the wedding? I’m about 45 minutes from the Southern border… πŸ˜‰

    Speedos should be outlawed…

    Sorry about your dog malfunctioning…hope he settles down soon so the poop smell will dissipate. πŸ˜‰

    Happy Random Tuesday! πŸ™‚

    Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts – Rottweiler Voles and Wrinkles

  14. Harriet

    I’been there…the fountain only diet Cokes. It’s a hard one to break. Good luck.

  15. Keely

    Huh. I always thought coke whores were skinny. So it MUST be HASAY making you fat, because it’s clearly not the coke.

    Oh, the DRINK. That might be different. Though just as addictive.

    Keelys last blog post..Drunken bacon zombies something something: Random Tuesday Thoughts

  16. Sammanthia

    I can’t even blame HASAY- it’s all about the cheesecake.
    I’m trying to convince Sprite’s Keeper to meet me halfway, which is right around Georgia, for coffee… you guys could carpool.;) I hate being practically the only blogger who lives in KY. I’m so jealous of all the meet-ups. Bummer.

    Sammanthias last blog post..The Cost Of Removing Three Scratches From My Wood Floors? $15. The Cost Of Two Popsicles? $1. Realizing Maybe I Don’t Suck After All? Priceless.

  17. Michele

    There are men out there that still where Speedos? Isn’t there a law or something? They should be banned.

    Micheles last blog post..RTT: I’m back ya’ll?

  18. Cape Cod Gal

    I’m jealous of everyone meeting too!! I have seriously considered having some sort of party this summer. But, who can afford to come to the Cape in the summer months!? If you have an urge to make a pit stop in Boston or Providence for a few days I meet up with you and we’ll party.

    Cape Cod Gals last blog post..Random Tuesday – Some Whine and Cheese

  19. T&T

    speedo – I can’t look at that – nope would have cracked up laughing!

    dog doodoo – can’t do that either – totally would have been puking!

  20. Ginny Marie

    After reading all those comments about Speedos, I finally went back to read your post again. I totally missed that paragraph…could be because my toddler won’t leave me alone!

    I’m jealous of bloggers meeting bloggers, too…the only travel plans I have in my future is a wedding in Peoria.

    Ginny Maries last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Sitting at the Kitchen Table with My Morning Paper

  21. Sprite's Keeper

    Does the dog have swine flu?

    Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..RTT- Celebrating the fact that it’s not Monday.

  22. HeatherPride

    Oh, the part about the dog made me cringe for you. My dog had that happen once …. in every room in the house. Dear God.

    As Graham would say, “I’m sorry”!

    HeatherPrides last blog post..The Final Countdown

  23. GreenJello

    Ah… you’ve reminded me (yet again) why I don’t want a dog.

    Since joining HASAY, my weight has gone up. But my body fat has gone down. Go figure.

    GreenJellos last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  24. Shangrila

    I drove through the drive-thru at BK this morning for a Coke and thought of you (totally before reading this post.) Is that wrong?!

    Katie got sick in her kennel last month, and it was a b**** to clean out. Got a lemon? Wash your hands and then rub the inside of the lemon peel over your skin-that should do it!

    Shangrilas last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Rakes and Rocket-Dogs

  25. bex

    i hope your dog doesn’t have the swine flu.

    i think i need to drive to florida to meet you in person bc i too, am jealous of the other bloggers meeting. i hear you can do it without stopping by using diapers to eliminate bathroom breaks. i think it was some brilliant astronaut that proved it.

    i have a coke problem too – that’s why i switched to coke zero. its not that bad once you get used to it.

    bexs last blog post..RTT: about as random as it gets

  26. WickedStepMom

    After two dog posts involving bodily fluids in one day, I am not sure that I want a dog anymore.

    WickedStepMoms last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Dropping like Flies!!

  27. Anissa

    Speedo’s no way — don’t like them. Loved your post! TFS

    Anissas last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  28. Cara

    Oh c’mon Casey…a soda diet? Is that really realistic? Because I know I’d go through some serious withdrawals if I didn’t get my Sonic pop every day & then what kind of mom would that make me?

    And no pictures to document the Speedo disaster?

    Caras last blog post..RTT-I’m Over It

  29. Elle

    Speedos should be against the law. Really, what man thinks he looks good in one?

    That’s just awful about your dog!

    Elles last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts~Allergies & Squirrel Tails

  30. jenni

    surprisingly, no dog shit here, but miles did projectile poop on me twice today.

    jennis last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: I Suck

  31. mrsbear

    Dude! We had a dog-crate-diarrhea incident too years ago, luckily we had ceramic tile at the time, but I still have nightmares about it. Jerky dogs.

    And a Speedo, really? Who wears those? Is he European?

    Bloggy meetup, name the time and place, suckah. πŸ˜‰ Have fun at the wedding!!

    mrsbears last blog post..Absent Mindedly Random Tuesday Thoughts

  32. CDB

    I LovE that every line of your cheerleading chant was a link to Keely. Nice.

    And you are KILLING me with the Coke comments. I have a serious addiction to diet Coke but ah.. I’ve ah.. temporarily given it up. Ahem.

    And yuck, on the doggie behind. Stomach bug going around doggie daycare?

    CDBs last blog post..RTT: Random Tuesday Trips

  33. Lisa

    I try to replay in my comments too. And I’m from PA…come visit me!? Of course you are probably going to a city not the Boondocks. πŸ™

    Jonathan keeps saying “sorry” too. It’s truly adorable. It must be something with kids this age.

    Lisas last blog post..Swine Flu: A hypochondriac’s nightmare

  34. Lisa

    Crap that should have said, “reply” in my comment. Your comment from loads soooo slow at work for me. Though I shouldn’t be commenting here anyhow. Ahem.

    Lisas last blog post..Swine Flu: A hypochondriac’s nightmare

  35. Leslie

    A Speedo? That is seriously gross!! I think I would divorce my husband if he took the kids to swimming lessons wearing a Speedo.

    Sorry about the dog shit too – that’s nasty. We had to deal with a lot of that when Sammy was still alive and too ancient to realize where he was going potty.

    And I blog in secret too. Yet another reason I like you so much!!

    have a bang up day!

    Leslies last blog post..The Wind from my Sails

  36. Kat

    Banana hammocks are just wrong. wrong. wrong wrong.

    Kats last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts-Lets See How Much We Can Embarrass Ourselves Today!

  37. jaime

    speedos should be illegal. especially if you are old. or fat. or both

    jaimes last blog post..random tuesday thoughts #7

  38. Sandie

    Hmmmm…I think you’re on to something. I’ve gained a bit of weight since I started HASAY. And since I REFUSE to believe it’s my fault, I’m going to sit next to you on the blaming HASAY couch.

    ALAS, I’m back on program today. I about cried when I saw the number on the scale yesterday. πŸ™

  39. Julie@Momspective

    Have you ever gone to pee and thought you were done only to find you haven’t quite finished because you just peed on your hand?

    Julie@Momspectives last blog post..Wordless Wednesday-My Junior Prom, 1994

  40. Amber

    Get your ass to Utah and meet me.

    Ambers last blog post..And For My Next Act…

  41. cyndi

    Man, you crack me up! Hope the dog’s ok, sorry about the Speedo view – there was a BF’ing mom at our pool who seemed to relish the flash. I reply to your comments and wasn’t sure if it emailed you…hmmm, well at least I can remember them years from now, right? Harry went thru the same “I’m sorry” phase and will still use it sweetly, like “I’m sorry, but I have to go now!” I worried about the same CPS-leaning types. My cousin’s joke was “fear of the whip” kept his kids in line…that was a tough one to explain πŸ˜‰

    cyndis last blog post..I’m American made, but I like Chevrolet

  42. Katie

    Nothing better than fountain Coke.
    I hate it when the dog is sick. Mine barfed grass all over the couch this weekend.

    The only fun part was that Lennie discovered it…by sitting on it.

    Katies last blog post..As we drive by a graveyard…

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