April 28, 2009 12:01 am
Did you know that you can type the word “great” using only your left hand? I love when I come across a word verification word that I can type completely on one hand, it’s like scoring a winning scratch off ticket.
Have you ever been in such a hurry to pee that when you pull up your pants you realize that the TP is still stuck to you? Uhm yeah, me neither. If it were the case, I would blame the children who never let me pee and choose that exact moment to break something, possibly each other.
Graham has started saying “I’m sorry” all the time. When we’re in public and he looks at me with those big blue eyes and says “I’m sorry” like he did something wrong, I worry that people will think we’re beating him. For the record: nobody is beating the children around here.
Did I mention that I fell off the soda diet? I’ve been driving through Checkers pretty much daily to get a Coke. They know me there and make chit chat over the loud speaker instead of asking for my order. They don’t bother telling me the total since they know I know what it is and ask about the kids if they’re not in the car with me. I think I have a Coke problem.
I recently discovered that one of my bloggy friends, Lin, replies to my comments in her comments so I spent a good half hour going back through her old posts to see what she had said. I never remember to check back for comments to my comments since my brain is usually fried by the end of the day.
One of my speakers fell down behind my desk weeks ago but I’m too lazy to drag it out. I can’t even play sound on my laptop for fear of waking the children. FEAR I tell you. Not for them, for me since they expect me to play with them and care for them when they’re awake.
I really think HASAY is making me fatter. It’s not me, it’s HASAY. Are there any other HASAYers out there having the same problem?
I’ve been reading all about other bloggers meeting up in person and I’m jealous. Anyone up for a party at my place this weekend? Ok, I’m kidding since I’ll be in PA this weekend for a wedding but I’m still jealous.
Speaking of the wedding, I’ll be traveling for less than 24 hours this weekend. I fly out on Saturday morning and back on Sunday morning. I’m thinking of leasing Air Force One to make the trip in style.
We went to the YMCA pool last weekend and had a blast. We ran into one of Graham’s classmates whose father was wearing a Speedo. A Speedo. A Speedo. I was sitting at eye level with his SPEEDO. My eyes are still burning but I think Jamie was more scarred by it since he was sitting at eye level with Mr Speedo’s little speedster too.
My poor dog sprayed diarrhea out of the side of his crate onto the carpet at 4am last night. He has since been peeing out of his nonstop. How shitty is that? Jamie spent the morning steam cleaning the bedroom carpets and I spent the morning rewashing my hands in an effort to get the dog shit smell off of them.
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