If you’re not already a part of the Random Tuesday Thoughts club, you’re lame. I didn’t mean that, sorry. I meant to say is that there’s always room for one more, just head on over to Keely’s place to get started.

It seems that after my post last week about being a birderer (bird murderer), quite a few people came out of the woodwork to share stories of their own animal killing sprees or their desire to do so. It was a bit disturbing but who am I to talk.

Speaking of which, what the fuck is up with suicidal squirrels? I’ve been extra careful to you know, not kill any animals and I’ve had three squirrels dart out in front of my car in the past week. Luckily for them, my racecar style drying allowed me to maneuver around said rodents and spare their lives. I’m a firm believer that squirrels are evil. They’re cute evil in an Olsen twins kind of way.

Our garage door is acting wacky so we’ve been mostly leaving it open during the day to avoid having to rig it to close. For the past week, I’ve noticed a cute little chirpy bird carrying twigs in and out of the area. He (or she) defensively squawks at me whenever I get too close. Yesterday, we found a complete bird’s nest in the garage (there were no eggs in it). Jamie played the part of the birderer and dumped the nest in the yard.

I just finished watching the Big Love season finale. This really isn’t about that though. I was laying on the couch and my dog Chloe was laying on the floor beside me. She let out the worst dog fart I’ve ever smelled in my life and I accidentally breathed the entire thing in before I caught on.

The other day I ran errands for awhile while Jamie was home with the napping kids. It wasn’t until I pulled back in the garage that I realized I’d been signing along to Graham’s Laurie Berkner CD the entire time. It’s sad that I don’t even remember to play adult music when I don’t have kids around.

Have you had these Kashi Go Lean bars? Holy crap dude, they’re good. I just realized that that sentence sounded like an ad but I can assure you, it wasn’t.

My name is Casey and it’s been two days since my last French fry. Expect lots of bitching from me as I embark on my new journey to give up French fries and caffeine completely. That sentence hurt to type.

In case you were wondering, the alphabet song from the Letter Factory video is still in my head for the third week in a row. Someone please give me a better song to get stuck in there before I follow through on my threat to inflict bodily harm on myself or others.

Poop. A couple of you noticed that the poop was missing from last week’s post. I’m sorry to have done that to you.

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40 Comments

  1. Wendy
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    Girl, go get you some music! I couldn’t live without it. (of course, I don’t have any idea what the Big Love show is, either). I’m sure I’m missing out.

    We have to watch out for the raccoons…and I live in the city!

    Wendys last blog post..A Monday Story: Belief

  2. Michele
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    Squirrels are rats with good PR and a death wish. That’s all I’m saying.

    Micheles last blog post..Along the less traveled road

  3. Ginny Marie
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    What? No caffeine or FRENCH FRIES??? I don’t know how I could go on without those two things.

    Those stupid squirrels just don’t look both ways before they cross the street.

    Ginny Maries last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Travel with Kids

  4. Peggy
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    I can totally see why you are giving up french fries being the headmistress of HASAY and all, but why in the sweet bejeezus would anyone want to give up caffiene? Is there something you’re not telling us Ms. Casey? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Sidenote…when a squirrel runs out in front of my car, my kids shout Get it! Get it Mom! Ahh, I have trained them well.

    Squirrels are merely rats who got a fair shake in life.

    Peggys last blog post..Spring Cleaning

  5. Sprite's Keeper
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    I have to pit my beagle against your Chloe. Blue’s farts chase HER out of the room!

    Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..RTT, RTT, What do you see?

  6. WickedStepMom
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    Don’t listen to radio Disney. It gets stuck in the mental juke box forever!!

    P.S. – What did French Fries ever do to you, Nazi?

    WickedStepMoms last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: The Boo-hoo Edition

  7. Laufa
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    Whoa 2 days, that is like a record!!! Glad to have the poop back, J/K. The ABC song is better than the one of Katy Perry’s songs…I won’t even give you a line – it drove me crazy, I had it stuck in my head for two weeks. Turn the easy listening channel on and sing along – you know the songs we grew up with, yeah I know we’re not that old, but that what happens.

    Laufas last blog post..All Dried Up!

  8. CDB
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    You are hilarious. You did TOO mean that about being lame. Luckily, I’m good; I did my randomness today. Also, suicidal squirrels are a problem in our neighborhood as well. WTF?

    CDBs last blog post..Tuesday’s Random Thoughts: #99

  9. Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
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    That’s too funny a bird built a nest in your garage – well, maybe not for you… He/she probably wanted a birds eye view to the target of your car… ๐Ÿ˜‰ Either that or it was the ‘lookout’ for the seagulls to keep them abreast of your comings and goings… OK, I’m done with the bird crap. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Great job on 2 days without fries! But I have to echo Peggy’s question about the caffeine…what gives? Great Randomness as usual, Casey! Have a great day! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  10. GreenJello
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    I swore off french fries after seeing the movie “SuperSize Me”. It was a long, long, LONG time before I could even walk into a fast food restaurant after that. I was traumatized.

    GreenJellos last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  11. ChurchPunkMom
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    Why are you giving up French fries and caffeine?? are you stupid?

    No worries.. I added some poop to my post today too. Cause I’m a good friend like that.

    You’re welcome.. even if you’re stupid.

    ChurchPunkMoms last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Revenge of the Doritos

  12. Julie@Cool Mom Guide
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    Shit Casey, no fries or coke? Watch McDonalds stock plummet. It’s all about moderation. I couldn’t give it up. I tried.

    Julie@Cool Mom Guides last blog post..RTT-News from the Manor

  13. Michelle
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    Yikes! I admire your commitment though. I gave up fries a long time ago and it was really hard at first. Now I have them as an occasional treat. It’s much better (and I eat WAY less). Also, try cheating and making some sweet potato fries… healthier and tasty.

    Michelles last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: No Voice, But My Fingers Still Work

  14. jaime
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    good luck on your quest to go caffeine free. i couldn’t do it! i’m hooked

    jaimes last blog post..Tuesday Randomness

  15. Keely
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    Damn Michelle, now I want sweet potato fries.

    I laughed out loud at “birderer”. Then everybody at work wanted to know what I was laughing at. Do you realize how difficult that is to explain to “normal” people??

    Keelys last blog post..In fact, I may forget I posted this at all, and then panic later: Random Tuesday Thoughts

  16. FoN
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    I’ve never played ‘kid’ music for my children, and am kind of regretting that now since my 3 year-old has starting singing along to Beyonce. Nah…who am I kidding? It’s funny as hell.

    Good job with the no french fries! You can do it, Fearless Leader of Hasay.

    FoNs last blog post..Random Tuesday – a little BLLLAAAAHHHH

  17. Pseudo
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    I love your comparison of squirels to the Olson twins.

    Pseudos last blog post..Spring Break Mix

  18. Lisa
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    Those Kashi bars are awesome. And no french fries?! I also am working on this endeavor so we can be bitches together.

    Lisas last blog post..Whoa exciting news!

  19. jenni
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    i just read someone’s comment that the movie supersize me made them swear off french fries, but it had the opposite effect on me. i think we stopped at mickey d’s on the way home. that’s wrong, isn’t it?

    jennis last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Zombies and Other Anxieties

  20. K
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    I always find myself singing kid music when I’m alone.

    It scares me a lot.

    (Thanks for the poop- where are the fries?)

    Ks last blog post..RTT – Other People’s Thoughts

  21. mrsbear
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    We’ve got a pair of birds roosting in our roof now, except we can’t really get to them. They tore a hole in the screen that covers the soffit vents. We’re hoping they vacate after Spring, but early in the morning you can hear them scritching, it’s weird. I should invite you over to “take care” of them…

    Dog farts are wretched. I swear my dogs are rotting on the inside. Their farts make me want to stop eating forever…

    mrsbears last blog post..Cloudy Days and Random Tuesday Thoughts

  22. HeatherPride
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    I wonder how many points those bars are worth? I’ll have to look that up. I also can’t believe the double whammy you’re giving yourself with the french fries AND the caffeine. Seriously, what are you, some kind of over-achiever out to make the rest of us look bad? I just had to walk all the way across the building to get my iced tea fix.

    HeatherPrides last blog post..Fat Girls Club, Week Two: Roly Poly Right Along

  23. *Just Jen*
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    HA! I loved your random thoughts! I’m a squirrel murderer myself. I almost hit a car HEAD ON today at lunch trying to avoid another one. They are every where!!!

    *Just Jen*s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts #1

  24. bex
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    i just got into Clif bars as one of them fueled my best time ever on a 5.6 miles run last weekend!

    you need to see this:
    http://squirrelhazing.squirrelsinblack.org/

    bexs last blog post..RTT: Self Deprecation

  25. ck
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    GIVING UP CAFFEINE?

    I mean, you can do it.

    Wow.

    I mean, go you!

    cks last blog post..straight ahead

  26. Jenni Jiggety
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    I just want you to know that it is actually okay to run over squirrels because they are evil and on occasion have broken into my house and ransacked my kitchen.

    So stop swerving.

    Jenni Jiggetys last blog post..Tuesday Tribute: Bladder Control

  27. cara
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    Uhm. Is there some secret super mom trick to surviving without caffiene? I’m still working on that one.

    And birds? In garages? And houses? Pass. I had one fly into our house while I was pregnant with Roo & thought I was going to go into pre-term labor.

    And squirrels. On the same level as cats. If they are stupid enough to run into the street…well, I’m just saying.

    caras last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts

  28. The Stiletto Mom
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    Dude, we have suicidal bunnies here. Who knew they were so depressed??? They are so cute! Well, before the car runs over them.

    The Stiletto Moms last blog post..The Time I Met Tom Cruiseโ€ฆAlso Know As โ€œWhy Wine Tastings Arenโ€™t Your Friend At 22?

  29. Captain Dumbass
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    I’m not going to point out your spelling mistakes in here (mostly because I’m only semi-literate and it would just be hypocritical) because they make the post funny in more than one way.

    Captain Dumbasss last blog post..Random Tuesday: The Director’s Cut

  30. Sandie
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    My XM has been stuck on Radio Disney the last couple weeks. I usually don’t notice that’s what it’s on until I’m getting ready to turn the van off. I’ve started singing along to the songs. I think I need some serious help for that!

    Giving up french fries AND caffeine? I think YOU need some serious help for that!!

    Copacabana. That song is GUARANTEED to get any song out of your head. The problem is you’re now stuck with Copacabana going through your head. Crap. Now it’s stuck in MY head.

    Sandies last blog post..Random Tuesday

  31. Stimey
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    It’s been totally almost eight hours since my last french fry. It’s going really well. I don’t have any cravings at all.

    Stimeys last blog post..My Hero

  32. Robin
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    Caffeine AND fries at the same time? Girl, that’s some scary stuff you got going down. You gotta be good to yourself. Trust me on that one. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Robins last blog post..I’m Twi-lliterate

  33. Lin
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    What?! Giving up caffeine?! As in coffee?!!! No way. I would die. Joe and I were freaking out because we hit the Motherload of Casi Sielo coffee beans at the Starbucks INSIDE the mall!!! These are only sold for a short time period each year and I spend the rest of the year hankering for them. Recession? I grabbed two bags. So I give up food for a few days?

    Good luck with your journey. I’ll be sitting back with a hot cup of Joe reading all about it.

    Lins last blog post..Go Bass Drum!! WhoooHooo!

  34. steenky bee
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    I will never, I repeat never give up the fried potato. Are you crazy? That’s just kooky talk. Do you have fry sauce out there? Is Utah the only place with plural marriage AND fry sauce?

    steenky bees last blog post..Fattie Update: A Time of Reflection

  35. Shangrila
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    1) “Birderer” is my new favorite word,

    2) I will never be able to look at another squirrel without thinking about MaryKate and Ashley,

    3) I will thoughtfully eat your portion of fries and soda (kidding!), and

    4) You can have the song that’s been stuck in MY head! It’s on my RTT post.

    Shangrilas last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Liberace Love

  36. Zip n Tizzy
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    36

    Now I have the Big Love theme song stuck in my head!
    Girl you are So funny.
    I don’t think there was one thing in this post that didn’t make me laugh!
    Thanks

  37. Meli
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    I have some crazy squirrels too. They like to mess with my mind.

    Great Random Thoughts! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Melis last blog post..Harmonized Sales Tax for Ontario

  38. cyndi
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    Yikes, I’ve done that LB thing, too…it’s my music goal this weekend to get the kids’ music into a separate playlist that I never play unless they are around….until they abandon me, then I’ll play it and sob and call you ๐Ÿ˜‰

    cyndis last blog post..Well, excuse me, but I think youve got my chair

  39. Katie
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    Those Kashi bars rock. It’s like healthy chocolate, what could be better?

    Katies last blog post..Or why you should just use dental floss

  40. Kirst
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    I got one for ya okay maybe two remember this one… I’m raw base and I came to get down, I’m not internationally known but I’m known to rock the microphone, because I get stupid, I mean outrageous…. you know it come on remember.. Ladies love me girls adore me I mean even the ones that never saw me… like the way that I rhyme at a show reason why man I don’t know so let roll ?? It takes two to make a thing go ri.ight it takes two to make it outta sight…lol

    Or how about I like big butts and I can not lie.. lol

    Kirsts last blog post..Hasay-a-go-go

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