February 24, 2009 6:00 am
Why do people drive parallel to the car next to them and go ten miles under the speed limit? Then when I’m driving along at a reasonable pace, someone rides my ass. I have my kids in the car, asshole. Plus, I’m going ten miles over the speed limit and I’m in the right lane minding my own business. Asswad.
I hate it when my food comes out cold at a restaurant but my kid’s food comes out burn-your-fucking-face off hot (and they set the steaming plate down in front of my two year old). It’s called common sense, people.
Why do drive thru people put the straw in the bag and then make you wait (with your drink) while they get the food together. Just give me the damn straw before I climb through this window and punch you in the throat.
On the rare opportunity when I get to go to the movies, some idiot always sits directly behind me in an empty theater. Then some other idiot sits directly in front of me so I can’t put my feet up. I should just stay home and order it on Netflix next time.
Please don’t let your obnoxious kid tackle mine and then pretend you didn’t see anything. I get it, kids tackle (well, some do) but get off of your ass and pry your child off of mine.
UPS never fails to show up at nap time. Obviously, the hours of 12:30 – 2:30 are the best time to drop by, every fucking time.
Have you ever accidentally caught the eye of the person in the car next to you at a light? Then you spend the entire duration of the red light trying with everything you have to avoid looking in that direction again. It never fails, I ALWAYS look again and get busted.
I hate Facebook. I know, that’s blasphemy. I’m so sick of people I never liked in the first place trying to link to me so they can up their numbers. Go the hell away, me no likey.
French fries. I couldn’t post my entire Random Tuesday Thoughts without them. They complete me. I didn’t actually eat any today, I used the Wii Fit instead. Go HASAY!
Poop. See above sentence.
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