Spin Cycle: The Twins And I Got A Good Education : Half As Good As You

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<div id="content"> <div id="contentmiddle"> <div class="contenttitle"> <h1><a href="http://halfasgoodasyou.com/?p=3773" rel="bookmark">Spin Cycle: The Twins And I Got A Good Education</a></h1> <p>February 19, 2009 6:00 am </p> </div> <p>My TaTa’s are smarter than a lot of people I know. They’ve really gotten a well-rounded education and for that I am grateful. For this week’s <a href="http://www.spriteskeeper.com/my_weblog/2009/02/spin-cycle-knockknock.html"target="blank">Spin Cycle</a>, I am going to share a story about The Twins and their higher education.</p> <p>———————————————————————————</p> <p>Back in college, I never really enjoyed my classes until I got into my major. There was this one class, Networking, that I absolutely <em>loved</em>. I would get there early to find a seat in the front and actually pay attention and ask questions. Who does that? One of the things that I enjoyed about the class was the professor’s willingness to teach. It seemed like he was singling me out of that entire room full of students and I enjoyed having someone pay such special interest in my education.</p> <p>One day toward the end of the semester, I rushed into class and dropped my overloaded backpack in a heap by my desk. It was summer in Florida and I was hot and sweaty from running from the parking garage to get to class on time. As I slumped into my desk, I noticed something. I hoisted my boobs onto the table like they were a fancy purse I was carrying as an accessory. My girls are on the large size and are not the most pleasant companions to carry around all day. Apparently, I had gotten into the habit of using the classroom desk as a means of giving my back a break for a short while.</p> <p>I was mortified at the thought of someone seeing me do this. Was this an unconscious habit that I did all of the time? Was this an unfortunate one time thing? I soon got my answer. The professor started his lecture and walked over to my side of the room. He perched himself directly in front of my desk and gave me a little smile as he went over the day’s materials. I quickly deduced that I had been providing him with the motivation he needed all semester and in turn, he was motivating me to learn. I guess it was a win/win. I did get an A in the class but to this day, I still believe I earned it. These bitches are smokin’. </p> <p><em>*Please note that I received an A due to my hard work and diligence, not because I showed the teacher my boobs. I might have done that in a few of my other classes if I had thought it would work. Also, I am not really under the impression that my boobs are “smokin”, but they weren’t half bad in my college days before children.</em></p>  <p>Tags: <a href="http://halfasgoodasyou.com/?tag=spin-cycle" rel="tag">Spin Cycle</a> </p> <h4><p id="comments">30 Comments</p></h4>  <div id="commentblock"> <ol class="commentlist"> <li class="alt" id="comment-3903"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/0831ddb325da569d145262bc67297f5e?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://lifeandtimesofawickedstepmom.wordpress.com' rel='external nofollow'>WickedStepMom</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3903" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 7:43 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 1</span> <p>LOL… I am not blessed with large boobs. But, if I had them, I would so have use them to get through my Elementary Functions of Electronics and Computing class.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>WickedStepMoms last blog post..<a href="http://lifeandtimesofawickedstepmom.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/stories-that-need-to-be-told-part-2/" rel="nofollow">Stories That Need to Be Told: Part 2</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3904"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f5b2e37e226c613fb13377e8e395fdb7?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://zipbagofbones.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Cat</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3904" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 8:36 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 2</span> <p>This is hard for me to imagine - mine get lost sometimes. Good for you, though. Gotta use every asset we have, right? That’s why I open doors with my nose.</p> <p>Great story <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br /> <abbr><em><abbr><em>Cats last blog post..<a href="http://zipbagofbones.blogspot.com/2009/02/warning-boring-science-talk-ahead.html" rel="nofollow">WARNING: BORING SCIENCE TALK AHEAD</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3906"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/b3ef26a3c80ea598ab71aaad62dda01a?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.spriteskeeper.com' rel='external nofollow'>Sprite's Keeper</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3906" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 8:49 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 3</span> <p>Thank the high heavens my girls are not that big anymore! I also think you should have gotten two A’s for your two D’s! You’re linked!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SpritesKeeper/~3/541688128/you-know-for-being-random-this-is-actually-quite-predictable.html" rel="nofollow">You know, for being random, this is actually quite predictable..</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3907"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/af5ec0e248f71b2efeed066397f64af0?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://yowsamouse.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Peggy</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3907" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 8:53 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 4</span> <p>Maybe you should have had a “double major”. I know, I know…not bringin’ the funny this morning but I need more coffee…NOW!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Peggys last blog post..<a href="http://yowsamouse.blogspot.com/2009/02/wordless-wednesday.html" rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3908"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/cc97a1db5c751e8fdca95a6f38a7ddf5?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.wendy93639.com' rel='external nofollow'>Wendy</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3908" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 9:06 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 5</span> <p>Ain’t nothing wrong with that, sister. We do what we can with what we have. <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br /> <abbr><em><abbr><em>Wendys last blog post..<a href="http://www.wendy93639.com/2009/02/wednesday-distraction.html" rel="nofollow">A Wednesday distraction.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3909"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/e9cae425fca6d59e35411319b2d48f7a?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://coconutbelly.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>jen</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3909" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 9:13 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 6</span> <p>i should have thought of that … damn. i knew these could have been used for something!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>jens last blog post..<a href="http://coconutbelly.blogspot.com/2009/02/peeky-boo.html" rel="nofollow">peeky-boo.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3910"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/c961e2428010de09e57b18db7c380cd0?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://viewfromtheshortbus.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>HeatherPride</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3910" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 10:00 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 7</span> <p>I, too, have the big girls, and I have caught myself table propping a few times myself!! It’s so embarrassing when I realize what I’m doing. And don’t kid yourself. Your boobs are TOTALLY smokin’.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>HeatherPrides last blog post..<a href="http://viewfromtheshortbus.blogspot.com/2009/02/kids-these-days.html" rel="nofollow">Kids These Days</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3911"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/9b91de2a5f8f57816429d1a986dbb9c7?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://kidsanddaiquiris.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>FoN</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3911" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 8</span> <p>I never had any boobs as a young person and it sucked. I do now ‘tho! It’s the one shining light of getting fat. Use ‘em if you’ve got ‘em, I say.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>FoNs last blog post..<a href="http://kidsanddaiquiris.blogspot.com/2009/02/random-tuesdays-cause-its-tuesday.html" rel="nofollow">Random Tuesdays ’cause it’s Tuesday</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3912"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a2595b38eda0272dc8aeade240b78bfb?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://geezlouize.com' rel='external nofollow'>Heather</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3912" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 11:31 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 9</span> <p>LOL!!! I only got the pleasure of having big “twins” when I was nursing….lucky!!!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Heathers last blog post..<a href="http://www.geezlouize.com/2009/02/the-dumbest-excuse-ever/" rel="nofollow">The dumbest excuse EVER!!!</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3913"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/601c81cbcadec8c221ebb693dfe357f2?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://mybellafiglia.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Shangrila</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3913" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 10</span> <p>LOL-now why, WHY did I not think of that?! Where was your much needed guidance when I was in college?! To think of all the days that I spent in the front seat…wasted! *sigh*</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Shangrilas last blog post..<a href="http://mybellafiglia.blogspot.com/2009/02/wordless-wednesday-jack-frost.html" rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday: Jack Frost</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3914"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/11c844eab38fab13a4d91355110abbd9?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://interstitial-life.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>K</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3914" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 12:05 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 11</span> <p>Man, I wish my bra cups spilled over a bit more. I’m a little jealous of girls with nice ta-tas.</p> <p>You definitely earned the A.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Ks last blog post..<a href="http://interstitial-life.blogspot.com/2009/02/todays-guest-sprites-keeper.html" rel="nofollow">Today’s Guest- Sprite’s Keeper</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3915"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/ededea0ccae6a9c6762666d75ee1ab2f?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://diamondatwork.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Cape Cod Gal</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3915" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 12:26 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 12</span> <p>I am very jealous of your boobs. I have none. My ass is my best feature. Kinda had to use that sitting at a desk.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Cape Cod Gals last blog post..<a href="http://diamondatwork.blogspot.com/2009/02/letters-of-furstration.html" rel="nofollow">Letter’s of Furstration</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3916"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/45011a552f75980f2090220c6dcf7e2b?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://outnumberedtwotoone.today.com' rel='external nofollow'>mrsbear</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3916" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 1:09 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 13</span> <p>Nothing wrong with subconsciously (or consciously for that matter) using your *ahem* assets (in addition to your hard work and diligence of course) to your benefit. Men like boobs, what can you do? I learned that little lesson when I worked at the airport, some guys just talk to your chest, go figure.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>mrsbears last blog post..<a href="http://outnumberedtwotoone.today.com/2009/02/18/wordful-wednesday-share-and-share-alike/" rel="nofollow">Wordful Wednesday: Share and Share Alike</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3917"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/0ad66451bfe84fec5a58a772fe3b3e43?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.suburbanmatron.com' rel='external nofollow'>Becky</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3917" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 1:24 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 14</span> <p>I love this. And speaking as one who has taught college students, I am sure your boobs were two of the smarter students in the class.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Beckys last blog post..<a href="http://www.suburbanmatron.com/2009/02/tuesday-tidbits-in-which-i-break-law.html" rel="nofollow">Tuesday Tidbits: In Which I Break the Law, Maybe? But I Also Read.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3918"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f77d915138d901562779e96a9944e0d5?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://griggboys.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>bex</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3918" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 1:39 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 15</span> <p>Hahahahaha! </p> <p>Once, on the back of my husband’s motorcycle (on the highway) I noticed a lot of cars passing us were smiling and waving. Usually people in cars do stare when you ride so I didn’t think anything of it - until we got to the restaurant and I realized that my cheap halter top and torn and my right breast was flashing everyone in the wind!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>bexs last blog post..<a href="http://griggboys.blogspot.com/2009/02/random-tuesday.html" rel="nofollow">Random Tuesday</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3919"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/251a25224c31591811ab6a22c85faa7d?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://sarahsblogtasticadventures.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>Sarah</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3919" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 16</span> <p>Hey whatever works!! : )</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Sarahs last blog post..<a href="http://sarahsblogtasticadventures.blogspot.com/2009/02/everybody-get-random.html" rel="nofollow">Everybody Get Random</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3920"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/155185e166b295a27f53d736a9b48459?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://harryjacksmom.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>cyndi</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3920" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 2:51 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 17</span> <p>The things we learn in school <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> I forgot what the topic was, guess I got side-Racked, eh? (oh, that was bad, but I have a pounding headache and can’t think funny at the moment) Happy Thursday!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>cyndis last blog post..<a href="http://harryjacksmom.blogspot.com/2009/02/more-you-laugh-more-you-fill-with-glee.html" rel="nofollow">The more you laugh The more you fill with glee</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3921"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/90e64b221b937592acc73331fd755247?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6>Mrs. C.</h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3921" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 18</span> <p>I never thought of my boobs as a fancy-purse sort of accessory, Casey. They would’ve been more like one of those teeny clutches you can slip a $20 and maybe a lipstick into.</p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3922"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/7f9118c1822c66d98939d19c7ef8e3de?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://richmondzoo.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>Captain Dumbass</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3922" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 4:11 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 19</span> <p>I wish I had big boobs.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Captain Dumbasss last blog post..<a href="http://richmondzoo.blogspot.com/2009/02/thoughtless-thursday.html" rel="nofollow">Thoughtless Thursday</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3923"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/2ce35501c3f80d5fc51a59e6d758ef37?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://myacuprunnethover.typepad.com' rel='external nofollow'>Sammanthia</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3923" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 20</span> <p>If grades were given according to cup size, I never would have made it past the 11th grade! These bitches are *small*!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Sammanthias last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyACupRunnethOver/~3/FRJIVWDDS8o/spin-cycle-go-big-or-go-home.html" rel="nofollow">Spin Cycle: Go Big Or Go Home</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3924"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/21b9389e35ddac505d63878eda3a3339?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.coolmomguide.com' rel='external nofollow'>Julie@Cool Mom Guide</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3924" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 7:02 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 21</span> <p>You’ve inspired me to talk about my twins. 2 years ago I had a reduction. I went from a 36I to a 36D. I never had to swim, I could just float along merrily in the ocean. Of course, I didn’t know I had feet until recently.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Julie@Cool Mom Guides last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CoolMomGuide/~3/aFJsetswxXs/" rel="nofollow">Thrifty Thursday: Let’s Get Started</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3925"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/fa4f957034e36e23e195370708ac10fa?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://cinnamonandhoney.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Robin</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3925" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 8:59 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 22</span> <p>Stopping by from Jen’s Spin Cycle.<br /> And now I am totally jealous. My boobs are more like a comma rather than an exclamation point… no way they would inspire the great minds of higher education. <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br /> Oh, and no disclaimer on your part was needed. If you got ‘em, might as well enjoy ‘em.<br /> <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br /> <abbr><em><abbr><em>Robins last blog post..<a href="http://cinnamonandhoney.blogspot.com/2009/02/handmades-tale-lilac-pop-photography.html" rel="nofollow">The Handmade’s Tale: Lilac Pop Photography</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3926"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/6dfd5df27c3b1e4aac5848a937c23e06?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.theunmom.com' rel='external nofollow'>Keely</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3926" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 9:30 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 23</span> <p>You got an A, not a double D? <img src='http://halfasgoodasyou.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br /> <abbr><em><abbr><em>Keelys last blog post..<a href="http://www.theunmom.com/2009/02/wordless-wednesday-me-and-my-mom.html" rel="nofollow">Wordless Wednesday: Me and my Mom</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3927"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/fc40e274c6b02d950bc9309ec9b1e3c5?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Jenni Jiggety</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3927" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 9:37 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 24</span> <p>DAMN I wish I had boobs! LOL!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Jenni Jiggetys last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/A2Eob2jboNM/writers-workshop-who-are-you-calling.html" rel="nofollow">Writer’s Workshop: Who Are You Calling Pitchy?</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3928"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/4edbb1268052d33837776569c6e5c4b9?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://theramblingsofrachel.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Rachel</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3928" title="">February 19th, 2009 at 11:16 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 25</span> <p>hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it, right? And that’s an absolutely brilliant idea to find someplace to literally take a load off. I’m going to try it. Probably not publicly at first, gotta work up to that…</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Rachels last blog post..<a href="http://theramblingsofrachel.blogspot.com/2009/02/silly-cycle-funny-ha-ha-not-funny.html" rel="nofollow">Silly Cycle: Funny Ha Ha, Not Funny Strange…Really</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3947"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f956d4abd69a2e6417e99d90c35f1cb6?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.kingsmom.blogspot.com' rel='external nofollow'>Kingsmom</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3947" title="">February 20th, 2009 at 6:49 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 26</span> <p>Came over from the Spin Cycle and got a good laugh. My girls used to be my pride and joy. Then they checked out of town. Thanks for the laugh.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Kingsmoms last blog post..<a href="http://kingsmom.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-words-just-wont-come-out.html" rel="nofollow">When the words just wont come out.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3948"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/07da008ac0ff0c07888c13582f5adcdf?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://rikkicarr.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>Rikki</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3948" title="">February 20th, 2009 at 7:33 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 27</span> <p>I have this funny image of trying to clop my boobs onto a desk. I would probably throw out vertebra bending over that far and look like I was having some kind of inner ear issue.</p> <p>“These bitches are smokin’.” HA! I love it!</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Rikkis last blog post..<a href="http://rikkicarr.blogspot.com/2009/02/laughter-through-tears-is-my-favorite.html" rel="nofollow">Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-3964"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a811168ec37354ac702454e11de46e8f?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.oscarelli.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow'>jenni</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3964" title="">February 22nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 28</span> <p>i also used to have nice boobs. but the kids are totally worth it. or, mostly worth it.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>jennis last blog post..<a href="http://oscarelli.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-knights.html" rel="nofollow">My Knights</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="alt" id="comment-3998"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/305a4ee6a16a4ee43afeb669a83b31ca?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://colepack.net' rel='external nofollow'>carrie</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-3998" title="">February 24th, 2009 at 8:17 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 29</span> <p>I say we give men balls the size of oranges and see if they like carrying them around! I am with you, I used items to support mine and am looking forward to a reduction.</p> <p><abbr><em><abbr><em>carries last blog post..<a href="http://colepack.wordpress.com/2009/02/22/hasay-lowest-low-to-highest-high/" rel="nofollow">HASAY - Lowest Low to Highest High</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p> </div> </li> <li class="" id="comment-4048"> <img alt='' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/8b2313684ad32f1490265760540920e5?s=40&d=monsterid&r=R' class='avatar avatar-40' height='40' width='40' /><h6><a href='http://www.itisnaptime.com' rel='external nofollow'>Toni</a></h6>on <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="#comment-4048" title="">February 25th, 2009 at 11:30 am</a> </small> <div class="commenttext"> <span class="count"> 30</span> <p>lol! Great post! 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