Club Half As Small As You: Week 14

January 26, 2009 7:00 am

Welcome to week 14 of the HASAY challenge! Not sure what HASAY is? Read all about it here. Not much of a success story to report from my end, we’re still all sick and tired of being sick and tired. I am in negotiations for a Wii Fit (PLEASE, JAMIE?!?) for my upcoming birthday and the outcome is looking pretty favorable.

Today’s guest poster is Heather from Geez Louise!!! Heather is a newlywed who joined HASAY in preparation for her upcoming wedding this summer. Then she went and got hitched on Christmas day instead (how cool is that?). I’m making sure to keep Heather in the club since I love her amusing updates.

Stay tuned for the contestants and their updates!

Ha “say”…..”say” what???

I’m no inspiration, motivation, or example at all….non what-so-fricken-ever!!!

No pounds or inches lost on my end!!!

And for you Ha”say”ers out there losing pounds and inches on a weekly basis…congrats…way to go…you rock……bite me.

Because my size 12 ass that knows that: if I just gave up my nightly drinking of those unwanted calories, my ass would be a size 8 again.

My size 12 ass knows that: if I just dusted off my running shoes and actually got on the treadmill, my ass would be a size 8 again.

My size 12 ass knows that: if I just gave up my weekly pizza and beer date, my ass would be a size 8 again.

My size 12 ass knows that: those size 8 jeans sitting in my closet collecting dust don’t fit and there is no way in hell that I’m going to squeeze my fat ass into them.

My size 12 ass knows that: being on “top” hurts after 10 minutes and if it were a size 8 again and could last 30 minutes, it would make Hot Sexy Husband a lot happier.

My size 12 ass knows a lot. It’s seen better days. It’s seen a size 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and now 12. It’s seen itself spread beyond what it thought possible, to make room for 3 babies. It’s seen itself look in the mirror and see my mother’s ass staring back at it. That was a bad day indeed….my ass cried a little that day!!!

But, mostly my size 12 ass knows that: if I stop making excuses my ass would be a size 8 again.

Geez Louize!!! My size 12 ass really needs some motivation.


FoN from Kids and Daiquiris Monday update here. Thursday update here.
Amy from Amy’s Annotations Saturday update here.
Michelle from Michelle’s Blog
Kirsty at My Life For The World To See Sunday update here.
Tina from Teeny Thoughts Wednesday update here.
Sandie from Sandie Simply Says Monday update here.
Cyndi from The Adventures of HarryJack
Lisette at The Coupon Queen of Corning Wednesday update here.
Leslie at Captain Crazy
Christy from Heavy On The Caffeine
Kimberly (Sheilamaiden) is from Your Basic Dare To Be Great Situation
Keely from The Un-MOM Sunday update here. Thursday update here.
Lisa from Boondock Ramblings
Kristy at Mommy in Pink Sunday update here.
Ali over at Aloicious: Life in the SLC Tuesday update here.
Jen at Coconut Belly Monday update here.
Kat at Mother Fonker
Heidi at The World According To Heidi
Kiki from Kiki’s Corner
Laufa from Morgan Madness Monday update here.
DeeMarie from My Life In A Nutshell Sunday update here.
Carrie from Colepack Sunday update here.
Cellobella from Redsultana
Jenboglass from Steenky BeeMonday update here.
Jen from Sprite’s Keeper Monday update here.
Heather from Geez Louize!!!
Mrs Bear from Outnumbered Two To One Sunday update here.
Debbie from Buzzin By … With Thoughts On The Fly Tuesday update here.
Beth from Drastic Measures Monday update here Wednesday update here.
Elisa from Fairy Flutters
Brenda from Seriously Mama
Cape Cod Gal from Diamond in the Rough



  1. K

    Good luck.

    I’m not sure I have motivation to offer (after all it is Monday).

    I guess I vote for happiness at size 12 (which really isn’t a very large size at all).

  2. Michele

    Great job Heather!

    My ass knows better than to tell me anything. I’d never listen.

    Micheles last blog post..Vodka News

  3. Cat

    Being on “top” is overrated! I think you need to wash your ass out with soap, the way it’s been talking to you. Who does your ass think it is?

    Cats last blog post..Help, I’ve Fallen Onto YouTube and I Don’t Wanna Stop Humping It’s Leg

  4. Laufa

    I think our bums know each other and are against us Heather.

    Laufas last blog post..Spinning Songs

  5. Sprite's Keeper

    Heather, your size 12 ass should know that I am laughing! Great update!

    Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..The Randomness of Being

  6. carrie

    Good luck with the Wii Fit. Tell Jamie to start looking for the Wii Fit now. They are hard to find.

    carries last blog post..Pathetic Little HASAY Update

  7. phhhst

    My ass thinks it is a size 8. I never let it see the size of my jeans whenI put them on.

    phhhsts last blog post..Spin Cycle: Songs

  8. Sammanthia

    Good luck! I have no motivation to spare, but if I ever have any leftovers I’ll be happy to share. That’s just the kind of girl I am.;)

    Sammanthias last blog post..Martha Stewart Has Nothing On Me

  9. Katie

    My ass is too busy reaching for the backs of my knees to say anything

    Katies last blog post..This and $4 will get me a Cappuccino

  10. mrsbear

    Yes, seeing the resemblance to your own mom’s ass is a sad day indeed. Been there, done that, ate a pint of ice-cream as a result. Put on your running shoes, but don’t give up the weekly pizza and beer date, you deserve to treat yourself.

    mrsbears last blog post..The Right Kind of Motivation (HASAY Update)

  11. jen

    casey … i’ll have my husband call your husband about the wii fit thing. best b-day present ever!
    and heather… i wish my ass would get on the band wagon too! nothing down this week.
    ugh. (even with the wii fit).

    jens last blog post..a poem … spin cycle.

  12. Toni

    Good luck on the Wii!!! Let me know your tactics! I am not doing well with my plight!

    Tonis last blog post..

  13. Krystal

    Okay, now I really need to bed my husband for a Wii Fit!! I swwaer – I have been asking for months – now I think I will have to get on my knees and beg (Petra, get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind of begging!)

    Krystals last blog post..Gratitude overdue

  14. Julie@Cool Mom Guide

    I kissed my size 12 ass goodbye and I hope I never see that bitch again…

    Julie@Cool Mom Guides last blog post..The Day One Clue for the Wii Fit Mommies Forum Hunt!

  15. Sarah

    Being on top for 10 mintes?! Holly hell! I’m a size 8 six on a good day and I couldnt even be on top for 10 minutes!! Great post! Good luck with the motivation!!!

    Sarahs last blog post..Music Memory Monday

  16. WickedStepMom

    Hang in there Casey! I know with all the stress you have had lately, it only makes it harder. Lots of love to you!

    WickedStepMoms last blog post..How Fortunate

  17. FoN

    Hey – my size 16 ass is trying to be a size 12!

    FoNs last blog post..Fat Chick vs. Food – Week 4

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  19. Debbie

    My size 16 ass loves the pair of size 14 jeans that fit better than any of the other jeans.

    I have NO motivation this week. I should be kicked out of Hasay. It’s just that bad.

    And here’s my update … sort of.

    Debbies last blog post..Random Tuesday … With a touch of Hasay

  20. Debbie

    Oh holy hell … that wasn’t my update … that was the link to The Un-Mom.

    Here’s my crappy update:

    Debbies last blog post..Random Tuesday … With a touch of Hasay

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