January 27, 2009 4:00 am
The other day I passed my mailman and he had his finger up his nose. I’m talking two-knuckle deep. Now my mail is tainted. Crap.
Are we the only couple who blow past that “recommended serving size” thing and go for the gold? We always buy the “Family Sized” meals and then the two of us finish it.
Elliot has recently decided that ten minutes is the longest she’s willing to sit in her high chair. Because of this, we have to sing and clap and do anything in our power to keep her entertained for a few more minutes until bath time. Her favorite song? O Canada. I shit you not. Jamie and I sing that damn song in its entirety at least three times per meal. Sometimes we sing the National Anthem but she’s just not that into it.
Last week at the dentist, I could hear his stomach churning the entire time he was working on my teeth. I’m pretty sure his morning coffee was about to kick in but we (he, the hygienist and I) all pretended that we didn’t hear anything.
A bird shit on my car a few weeks back but I’m too lazy to clean it.
We’re going to see The Eagles on Thursday night. Does anyone want to babysit or do you think the kids would be ok here alone? I’m kidding, we have a very nice sitter coming over to listen to Graham scream.
The Eagles were not the birds responsible for shitting on my car
Have you seen this site? Am I the only one who can laugh my ass off and watch it for hours?
Today when I got a soda from McD’s (stop judging), the soda machine was out and they poured it from a warm two-liter. I have soda at home and only went there for their super addictive fountain blend. I got mad, but not mad enough to demand a refund. I drove to the next McDonalds and poured the crap-juice out and got a real drink. I didn’t pay almost $3 for a soda for them to gyp me like that. Assholes.
Is it wrong that I’m writing my Tuesday thoughts on Monday night? They’re still random, I’m just delaying the publishing.
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