January 20, 2009 7:00 am
It rarely gets cold enough in FL to see your breath. The other day, it was and I realized that I get so excited that I pant like a cheesy phone sex operator just to see my breath. Not that I’ve ever heard a cheesy phone sex operator. Heh.
I hate teaspoons. If I’m shoveling food in my mouth, I want to get a bang for my buck so tablespoons are the standard issued spoon in our house. This morning, I fixed my Frosted Mini Wheats and there weren’t any clean tablespoons so I had to bite the bullet and eat with a teaspoon. That pissed me the fuck off. One FMW per bite? Really? Let’s hope I can recover and have a better day.
I’m so excited to watch the inauguration today. Somehow, it hasn’t sunk in yet that Obama is really going to be our president (woo hoo!) but I hope that spending the day in front of the TV eating junk food will help.
Does anyone else watch “How I Met Your Mother”? It’s like the writers are speaking directly to me, they’re that dead on with their stories. They’re the modern day Seinfeld but with more attractive characters. Pure genius.
When I go through a drive-thru, I usually know what I want before I get there. I get so pissed when people spend ten minutes looking over the fucking menu before they order. Sure, it’s convenient to stay in your car and have someone hand you food but for the love of God (or even if you don’t love God), be prepared. Otherwise, our bumpers might have a chance meeting when I smash into your stupid ass.
Have you ever gone to a restaurant where they serve free bread? I’m positive the waiters are trying to break up my marriage. How else can you explain them ALWAYS bringing three pieces of bread for two people? They want us to fight it out. Little do they know that Jamie always splits the third piece and offers me the bigger half (aww). Your death match strategy might work on weaker couples, but not us. You lose this time, you restaurant bastards.
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