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Random Tuesday Thoughts - Stuff I Should Probably Be Ashamed Of But I’m Not January 13, 2009 7:00 am I don’t have a lot going on upstairs these days so today I’m joining Keely’s randomness. I didn’t mean to imply that Keely doesn’t have a lot going on upstairs, just that she likes random thoughts and I have a few. I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for creating the French Fry Monster that lives in my car. Every time I drive through an ATM or Pharmacy, Graham thinks we’re at McDonalds again and yells “FRENCH FRIES!!!” over and over hoping to score his favorite treat. We got the kids one of those big blue exercise balls for Xmas. Now every time Graham says “blue ball, blue ball, blue ball,” I smirk and tell him that’s what daddy has. Is that wrong? I’m kidding, of course. I sometimes pull in my garage and shut the door to avoid talking to one of my neighbors. She’s always outside, no matter what time we come home and she always wants to gripe about everything under the sun. I get it lady, life sucks. I rarely ever carry cash and I will swipe my credit card for even the most mundane purchase. I always feel bad swiping for something under $10, but it beats carrying cash and getting change back. I hate pennies, btw. If I’m cleaning out my car and find one, it gets tossed in the trash. Am I the only one out there with a toddler who’s obsessed with singing Happy Birthday? We sing it several times a day for a wide range of things and people such as: The ceiling fan, Daddy, Sippy Cup, Yule Log, Mommy, Graham, Mommy’s Chair. My kid likes to give everyone/thing a turn at having a birthday. I’m sorry to admit it but my daughter is actually the cutest little girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. I didn’t think I’d win the baby lotto and get the prettiest one but somehow I did. I feel bad for everyone else out there whose babies don’t measure up. Joking. Kind of. The other day, we showed up at a restaurant at the same time as another family and I had Jamie let me out at the front to run in and get a table before them. They might have beat us to the last of the free bread, you don’t know. When I was pregnant with Graham, I traded in my football season tickets for handicap seats because I was “too pregnant” to walk up the stairs to my actual section. Man, did those seats rock! Stop by Keely’s place for more random thoughts. 35 Comments Kon January 13th, 2009 at 7:29 am 1 I love random thoughts. I am also convinced my kid is the cutest one in the whole world. I have to sing the ABC’s song all the time. (And it’s totally my fault because I sang it all the time when he was a baby because it was the only “kid” song who words I remembered.) Ks last blog post..Meme: 7 Facts about Me DeeMarieon January 13th, 2009 at 8:19 am 2 Great randomness. I think I may start yelling FRENCH FRIES whenever I pull up to a window too. Who knows… maybe it’ll work? DeeMaries last blog post..Interview Meme, Round 2 Keelyon January 13th, 2009 at 9:01 am 3 lol! Nice scam on the football tickets. That’s usin’ your head! Er…belly. Oh, and I really DON’T have a lot going on up there. Not this week, anyway. Keelys last blog post..A wine whine and some other drugs: Random Tuesday Thoughts Micheleon January 13th, 2009 at 9:07 am 4 Blue Ball. LOL! Why didn’t I think of the pregnancy/handicap thing? You’re brilliant! Micheles last blog post..Rambling Tuesday Julie@Cool Mom Guideon January 13th, 2009 at 9:15 am 5 I never thought to blame the McDonalds thing on my kid…good idea…my kid went through the Happy Birthday phase-sung it in English and Polish. We sang it to Jesus on Christmas. I use a credit card at the dollar store and my infant is vomiting on me so I have to go. Julie@Cool Mom Guides last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts-Blog Crushes and Blissdom Laufaon January 13th, 2009 at 9:27 am 6 LOL, blue balls. I saw some blue balls hanging from someones hitch on the back of their truck. Poor truck. LOL, I just read why Julie had to stop writing…it was like she was on the phone. Too funny!! Laufas last blog post..Tree carrieon January 13th, 2009 at 9:32 am 7 Random thoughts are the best. my kids want a lollypop each time I hit a pharmacy drive0thru carries last blog post..HASAY - Only a 1/2 Ton of Crapolla HeatherPrideon January 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am 8 That last one is a killer! You must really be a sports fan!! Hilarious! I wish Logan liked french fries. It would make eating out so much easier, since every kids meal comes with them!! HeatherPrides last blog post..Paper Family Irish Gumboon January 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am 9 It’s too bad that bees make honey instead of lead, because I bet the best cannonballs would be made out of bee-lead. I am amazed at all the different shapes you can see in the clouds. Look! That one looks like a big ball of cotton! Ooh, that one looks like a ball of cotton candy! Still another one looks like a big fluffy thing! (laughter) Ah, sometimes what we really need is a big ol’ dose of randomness…and that blue ball thing had me rollin’. A clssic! Irish Gumbos last blog post..Empty Light Debbieon January 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am 10 I’ve got one of those neighbors too. BOB. But we draw it out by saying Baaaaaaaaob. It just fits him better. It might be fun to pull to to bank or pharmacy windows and place your order. Um, yeah. I’d like a Southern chicken sandwich, fries and a diet coke please. Debbies last blog post..Daddy, What If? Cameronon January 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am 11 Free bread, understandable. But throwing away pennies, this is just unacceptable. Give em to the kids, they’ll think they won the lottery, and you can feel better about the lack of contributions to their savings accounts. Camerons last blog post..It’s Time For A GIVEAWAY WickedStepMomon January 13th, 2009 at 11:16 am 12 The french fry monster is awesome! Our youngest doesn’t eat potatoes, at all. Including french fries. WickedStepMoms last blog post..Stories that need to be told: Part 1 Sprite's Keeperon January 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am 13 Sprite sings happy birthday to everyone and everything. She sang Happy birthday to Blue last night, and ended up howling Blue’s name. True story! Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..HASAY: Weak Week Jonny's Mommyon January 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am 14 I have a French Fry monster too. He’s not yet singing Happy Birthday but he does say Hi to everyone and everything — the bedroom, the chair, mommy, daddy, the dog, the kitty, you name it, he greets it! How is the sleeping going? Any better yet? Jonny’s Mommys last blog post..It sat on my phone! And other weird occurrences jennion January 13th, 2009 at 11:48 am 15 I often tell Nelson that our kids are so cute, other people should just stop having kids, because theirs will never measure up. And, while I don’t have a french fry monster, I do have a pizza monster. When Oscar wakes up in the morning, the first words out of his mouth are, “pizza? Pizza?” It’s basically all he’ll eat. jennis last blog post..Birth Story - Miles William, Part Three Petraon January 13th, 2009 at 12:37 pm 16 I am sitting here amazed because so many of those things also apply to me. It’s a little scary. Are you my long lost sister? That would be AWESOME! Petras last blog post..No More Poop Under My Fingernails. And How is This Sad? Caton January 13th, 2009 at 12:40 pm 17 Yeah, I totally know what you mean about the bitchy neighbor. Sometimes I pull into my garage and shut the door so I won’t have to read my blog. Also? French fries are the devil. Mmmmm Cats last blog post..Is It Just Me? Or Was It a Bad Day? Jessica Bernon January 13th, 2009 at 1:11 pm 18 At least twice a week, Phoebe makes me sit down and help her write a list of who is invited to her birthday party which is in AUGUST! As far as the prego seat thing. We are handicapped and should be treated as such. Now, after the kid comes out, I still think we’re handicapped but only mentally. Heatheron January 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm 19 Great random thought for the day!!! “Blue Balls” too funny!!! Heathers last blog post..Cow poopy…sign me up!!! Christyon January 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm 20 I think the best is that Graham thinks every drive up is McDonald’s! My kids were like that with the bank…they thought every drive-up place was the bank and would be thoroughly disappointed when they didn’t get a lollipop! Funny. Captain Dumbasson January 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm 21 Blue balls, heh heh. Wait. That’s not funny. Captain Dumbasss last blog post..Gasted Of Flabber*: Random Tuesday Thoughts Katieon January 13th, 2009 at 2:56 pm 22 Sayde refers to it as “Old McDonalds”. Yeah, I’m with you on the credit cards, pack of gum? Charge it. Katies last blog post..Advice from Dr. Connor FoNon January 13th, 2009 at 3:13 pm 23 You guys have drive through Pharmacies?? Wow - that’s almost as good as selling liquor at the gas station! FoNs last blog post..And you thought the Elmo song was bad… GreenJelloon January 13th, 2009 at 3:13 pm 24 All my girls went through a stage of singing Happy Birthday to everything. Too funny! And I hate carrying cash, too! GreenJellos last blog post..Painting cyndion January 13th, 2009 at 4:25 pm 25 You crack me up - I wish I was that funny with nothing going on upstairs. I seriously don’t get the french fry thing, but do understand the child lottery! Here are my random thoughts, stolen from your word cloud: Drunk Elliot family Graham Holidays honor Jamie Morals Obama - those are some interesting combinations…kinda cool and hopefully/sadly likely/unlikely. Happy Tuesday! cyndis last blog post..I am the luckiest mrsbearon January 13th, 2009 at 5:26 pm 26 I never ever have cash. I even use my debit card at the Farm Store just to buy some hot french bread for $2. It’s just easier, especially now that everywhere takes them. It makes it a little too easy to spend actually, like I have an endless supply of money in the bank, which I don’t. I don’t mind the change, I just hate the ATM and their insane usage fees. Bastards. mrsbears last blog post..Mommy’s Got a Potty Mouth Amber Reply:January 14th, 2009 at 12:41 amMrs. Bear…I love you! The way I gauge how much I like any movie or tv show or PERSON is if they say bastard. If the word bastard appears anywhere, it’s automatically my favorite. I could probably rattle off ten movies or tv show episodes that have it and exactly what the contex is. Thank you so much for saying it in your comment!!! Ambers last blog post..Funny You Should Ask… Tonion January 13th, 2009 at 6:14 pm 27 I really like this meme. Hunter randomly sings Happy Birthday but not daily. However, he is still singing Jingle Bells and most nights when we tuck him into bed he says “love you too, Merry Christmas.” Tonis last blog post.. Michelleon January 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm 28 Instead of singing “Happy Birthday To You” we do “We Are Washing Our Hands”… it works and since we wash our hands several times a day, she gets to sing it many times over. Plus, I get a girl with clean hands Oh, and it’s entirely possible that you have the cutest baby girl, but I’ve got the cuttest 2 year old girl… Just so you know… Michelles last blog post..Quick Random Thoughts: Nursemaid Edition Lydia @ On The Vergeon January 13th, 2009 at 6:43 pm 29 I am starting to think every thought I have is incomplete and random. I should join. I shut the garage every time I get home too. I have a neighbor who watches our every move. Lydia @ On The Verges last blog post..Who Knew Teddy Grahams Were So Wrong Beckyon January 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm 30 Um, are we twins? Or we definitely have the same neighbors. And the Equally Cutest Kids In the World. LOL at the blue balls: that’s not wrong, it’s hilarious. Beckys last blog post..It’s a Knick-Knack, Patty Whack anymommyon January 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm 31 Same drive thru problem here - either they scream for french fries OR they yell ‘mommy needs coffee?’ anymommys last blog post..Questions, Comments, Pithy Observations? Wendyon January 13th, 2009 at 9:22 pm 32 wow. Now I know where to go get extra cash. The dump. I bet there’s at least a few grand floating around there. Ok, not floating. Happy Birthday, to me….someday coming up…not soon… Wonder if I could just put a pillow under my 12th man jersey and get by with those awesome seats?..hmmm Great ideas. Thanks. Wendys last blog post..Random Thought Tuesday. It’s a movement. Zip n Tizzyon January 14th, 2009 at 12:09 am 33 Those blue balls are great… just be forwarned… when they melt on the heater, it’s very traumatic. Your children may never get over it. That’s all I’m going to say on the matter. Mmm… french fries. Amberon January 14th, 2009 at 12:45 am 34 OK, first of all, Jen and Casey: my birthday is on the 1st of Feb (Super Bowl Sunday) and I’m really going to need your babies singing to me. lol I’m watching Sex and the City right now and Samantha just said that Charlott’s boyfriend (Trey) is in “blue ball hell”. Too funny. I throw pennies away, too. My husband freaks on my when I do it. I don’t have room in my garage to park my car but my neighbors aren’t outside anyway because we’re in UTAH not FLORIDA. Luckeeeees!!! Ambers last blog post..Funny You Should Ask… Leave a Reply You must be logged in to post a comment. Search Stay Current Subscribe to Blog Updates via E-mail Subscribe to the RSS Feed Contact Me casey@halfasgoodasyou.com About Read more about me Fair Warning Not for the faint of heart! Bloggity Blogroll Click here for stuff I like. 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January 13, 2009 7:00 am
I don’t have a lot going on upstairs these days so today I’m joining Keely’s randomness. I didn’t mean to imply that Keely doesn’t have a lot going on upstairs, just that she likes random thoughts and I have a few.
I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for creating the French Fry Monster that lives in my car. Every time I drive through an ATM or Pharmacy, Graham thinks we’re at McDonalds again and yells “FRENCH FRIES!!!” over and over hoping to score his favorite treat.
We got the kids one of those big blue exercise balls for Xmas. Now every time Graham says “blue ball, blue ball, blue ball,” I smirk and tell him that’s what daddy has. Is that wrong? I’m kidding, of course.
I sometimes pull in my garage and shut the door to avoid talking to one of my neighbors. She’s always outside, no matter what time we come home and she always wants to gripe about everything under the sun. I get it lady, life sucks.
I rarely ever carry cash and I will swipe my credit card for even the most mundane purchase. I always feel bad swiping for something under $10, but it beats carrying cash and getting change back. I hate pennies, btw. If I’m cleaning out my car and find one, it gets tossed in the trash.
Am I the only one out there with a toddler who’s obsessed with singing Happy Birthday? We sing it several times a day for a wide range of things and people such as: The ceiling fan, Daddy, Sippy Cup, Yule Log, Mommy, Graham, Mommy’s Chair. My kid likes to give everyone/thing a turn at having a birthday.
I’m sorry to admit it but my daughter is actually the cutest little girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. I didn’t think I’d win the baby lotto and get the prettiest one but somehow I did. I feel bad for everyone else out there whose babies don’t measure up. Joking. Kind of.
The other day, we showed up at a restaurant at the same time as another family and I had Jamie let me out at the front to run in and get a table before them. They might have beat us to the last of the free bread, you don’t know.
When I was pregnant with Graham, I traded in my football season tickets for handicap seats because I was “too pregnant” to walk up the stairs to my actual section. Man, did those seats rock!
Stop by Keely’s place for more random thoughts.
35 Comments
I love random thoughts. I am also convinced my kid is the cutest one in the whole world. I have to sing the ABC’s song all the time. (And it’s totally my fault because I sang it all the time when he was a baby because it was the only “kid” song who words I remembered.)
Ks last blog post..Meme: 7 Facts about Me
Great randomness. I think I may start yelling FRENCH FRIES whenever I pull up to a window too. Who knows… maybe it’ll work?
DeeMaries last blog post..Interview Meme, Round 2
lol! Nice scam on the football tickets. That’s usin’ your head! Er…belly.
Oh, and I really DON’T have a lot going on up there. Not this week, anyway.
Keelys last blog post..A wine whine and some other drugs: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Blue Ball. LOL!
Why didn’t I think of the pregnancy/handicap thing? You’re brilliant!
Micheles last blog post..Rambling Tuesday
I never thought to blame the McDonalds thing on my kid…good idea…my kid went through the Happy Birthday phase-sung it in English and Polish. We sang it to Jesus on Christmas. I use a credit card at the dollar store and my infant is vomiting on me so I have to go.
Julie@Cool Mom Guides last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts-Blog Crushes and Blissdom
LOL, blue balls. I saw some blue balls hanging from someones hitch on the back of their truck. Poor truck. LOL, I just read why Julie had to stop writing…it was like she was on the phone. Too funny!!
Laufas last blog post..Tree
Random thoughts are the best. my kids want a lollypop each time I hit a pharmacy drive0thru
carries last blog post..HASAY - Only a 1/2 Ton of Crapolla
That last one is a killer! You must really be a sports fan!! Hilarious!
I wish Logan liked french fries. It would make eating out so much easier, since every kids meal comes with them!!
HeatherPrides last blog post..Paper Family
It’s too bad that bees make honey instead of lead, because I bet the best cannonballs would be made out of bee-lead.
I am amazed at all the different shapes you can see in the clouds. Look! That one looks like a big ball of cotton! Ooh, that one looks like a ball of cotton candy! Still another one looks like a big fluffy thing!
(laughter) Ah, sometimes what we really need is a big ol’ dose of randomness…and that blue ball thing had me rollin’. A clssic!
Irish Gumbos last blog post..Empty Light
I’ve got one of those neighbors too. BOB. But we draw it out by saying Baaaaaaaaob. It just fits him better.
It might be fun to pull to to bank or pharmacy windows and place your order. Um, yeah. I’d like a Southern chicken sandwich, fries and a diet coke please.
Debbies last blog post..Daddy, What If?
Free bread, understandable. But throwing away pennies, this is just unacceptable. Give em to the kids, they’ll think they won the lottery, and you can feel better about the lack of contributions to their savings accounts.
Camerons last blog post..It’s Time For A GIVEAWAY
The french fry monster is awesome! Our youngest doesn’t eat potatoes, at all. Including french fries.
WickedStepMoms last blog post..Stories that need to be told: Part 1
Sprite sings happy birthday to everyone and everything. She sang Happy birthday to Blue last night, and ended up howling Blue’s name. True story!
Sprite’s Keepers last blog post..HASAY: Weak Week
I have a French Fry monster too. He’s not yet singing Happy Birthday but he does say Hi to everyone and everything — the bedroom, the chair, mommy, daddy, the dog, the kitty, you name it, he greets it! How is the sleeping going? Any better yet?
Jonny’s Mommys last blog post..It sat on my phone! And other weird occurrences
I often tell Nelson that our kids are so cute, other people should just stop having kids, because theirs will never measure up.
And, while I don’t have a french fry monster, I do have a pizza monster. When Oscar wakes up in the morning, the first words out of his mouth are, “pizza? Pizza?” It’s basically all he’ll eat.
jennis last blog post..Birth Story - Miles William, Part Three
I am sitting here amazed because so many of those things also apply to me. It’s a little scary. Are you my long lost sister? That would be AWESOME!
Petras last blog post..No More Poop Under My Fingernails. And How is This Sad?
Yeah, I totally know what you mean about the bitchy neighbor. Sometimes I pull into my garage and shut the door so I won’t have to read my blog.
Also? French fries are the devil. Mmmmm
Cats last blog post..Is It Just Me? Or Was It a Bad Day?
At least twice a week, Phoebe makes me sit down and help her write a list of who is invited to her birthday party which is in AUGUST!
As far as the prego seat thing. We are handicapped and should be treated as such. Now, after the kid comes out, I still think we’re handicapped but only mentally.
Great random thought for the day!!! “Blue Balls” too funny!!!
Heathers last blog post..Cow poopy…sign me up!!!
I think the best is that Graham thinks every drive up is McDonald’s! My kids were like that with the bank…they thought every drive-up place was the bank and would be thoroughly disappointed when they didn’t get a lollipop! Funny.
Blue balls, heh heh. Wait. That’s not funny.
Captain Dumbasss last blog post..Gasted Of Flabber*: Random Tuesday Thoughts
Sayde refers to it as “Old McDonalds”. Yeah, I’m with you on the credit cards, pack of gum? Charge it.
Katies last blog post..Advice from Dr. Connor
You guys have drive through Pharmacies?? Wow - that’s almost as good as selling liquor at the gas station!
FoNs last blog post..And you thought the Elmo song was bad…
All my girls went through a stage of singing Happy Birthday to everything. Too funny!
And I hate carrying cash, too!
GreenJellos last blog post..Painting
You crack me up - I wish I was that funny with nothing going on upstairs. I seriously don’t get the french fry thing, but do understand the child lottery! Here are my random thoughts, stolen from your word cloud: Drunk Elliot family Graham Holidays honor Jamie Morals Obama - those are some interesting combinations…kinda cool and hopefully/sadly likely/unlikely. Happy Tuesday!
cyndis last blog post..I am the luckiest
I never ever have cash. I even use my debit card at the Farm Store just to buy some hot french bread for $2. It’s just easier, especially now that everywhere takes them. It makes it a little too easy to spend actually, like I have an endless supply of money in the bank, which I don’t. I don’t mind the change, I just hate the ATM and their insane usage fees. Bastards.
mrsbears last blog post..Mommy’s Got a Potty Mouth
Amber Reply:January 14th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Mrs. Bear…I love you! The way I gauge how much I like any movie or tv show or PERSON is if they say bastard. If the word bastard appears anywhere, it’s automatically my favorite. I could probably rattle off ten movies or tv show episodes that have it and exactly what the contex is. Thank you so much for saying it in your comment!!!
Ambers last blog post..Funny You Should Ask…
I really like this meme. Hunter randomly sings Happy Birthday but not daily. However, he is still singing Jingle Bells and most nights when we tuck him into bed he says “love you too, Merry Christmas.”
Tonis last blog post..
Instead of singing “Happy Birthday To You” we do “We Are Washing Our Hands”… it works and since we wash our hands several times a day, she gets to sing it many times over. Plus, I get a girl with clean hands Oh, and it’s entirely possible that you have the cutest baby girl, but I’ve got the cuttest 2 year old girl… Just so you know…
Michelles last blog post..Quick Random Thoughts: Nursemaid Edition
I am starting to think every thought I have is incomplete and random. I should join. I shut the garage every time I get home too. I have a neighbor who watches our every move.
Lydia @ On The Verges last blog post..Who Knew Teddy Grahams Were So Wrong
Um, are we twins? Or we definitely have the same neighbors. And the Equally Cutest Kids In the World.
LOL at the blue balls: that’s not wrong, it’s hilarious.
Beckys last blog post..It’s a Knick-Knack, Patty Whack
Same drive thru problem here - either they scream for french fries OR they yell ‘mommy needs coffee?’
anymommys last blog post..Questions, Comments, Pithy Observations?
wow. Now I know where to go get extra cash. The dump. I bet there’s at least a few grand floating around there. Ok, not floating.
Happy Birthday, to me….someday coming up…not soon…
Wonder if I could just put a pillow under my 12th man jersey and get by with those awesome seats?..hmmm
Great ideas. Thanks.
Wendys last blog post..Random Thought Tuesday. It’s a movement.
Those blue balls are great… just be forwarned… when they melt on the heater, it’s very traumatic. Your children may never get over it. That’s all I’m going to say on the matter.
Mmm… french fries.
OK, first of all, Jen and Casey: my birthday is on the 1st of Feb (Super Bowl Sunday) and I’m really going to need your babies singing to me. lol I’m watching Sex and the City right now and Samantha just said that Charlott’s boyfriend (Trey) is in “blue ball hell”. Too funny.
I throw pennies away, too. My husband freaks on my when I do it.
I don’t have room in my garage to park my car but my neighbors aren’t outside anyway because we’re in UTAH not FLORIDA. Luckeeeees!!!
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